"you’re not asian! you’re indian/pakistani/bengali/other"
bruh does the asian map look like this to you:
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
REBLOG THIS AND I’LL PUT A PICTURE OF ANIME JAVERT IN YOUR INBOX
DO IT FUCKERS
i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:
1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds
2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better
3. emos have a very large wingspan
“high school will be the best four years of your life”
talk to me about unkind hufflepuffs; the ones who are so goddamn loyal that they’ll fuck your shit up. talk to me about hufflepuffs re-igniting s.p.e.w. and turning it into an agro-human (and nonhuman) rights group. they take the jokes…
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
i’ve got 99 problems and they all involve combeferre.
full time job with health care benefits